i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
trying to forget a horrible memory like
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
I write weird stories sometimes and I was making research about autogynephilia and then I wondered what is it called if someone is sexually attracted to himself and I accidentally googled “sexually attracted to one elf” instead of oneself.
jared was a shy theatre geek in high school and he won a national award in debate on his first try when he was 15 and was a mathlete and a candidate for the presidentail scholars program and graduated magna cum laude and he was literally in the ‘gifted and talented program’ in…