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onthebirdroads:

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

I love it how his hat just says Official Cop Hat

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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Tags: #EL NUEVO NEGRO IS THE NEW BLACK

liechtensteins:

trying to forget a horrible memory like

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dEAN IS THAT YOU?

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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Marina’s new Instagram DP

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I write weird stories sometimes and I was making research about autogynephilia and then I wondered what is it called if someone is sexually attracted to himself and I accidentally googled “sexually attracted to one elf” instead of oneself.

http://brotherlykisses.tumblr.com/post/92588767988/saltyjensen-jared-was-a-shy-theatre-geek-in →

saltyjensen:

jared was a shy theatre geek in high school and he won a national award in debate on his first try when he was 15 and was a mathlete and a candidate for the presidentail scholars program and graduated magna cum laude and he was literally in the ‘gifted and talented program’ in…


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mishasminions:

I’M IN SAN FRANCISCO

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samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

theme.